How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!