How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!