How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!