What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets