Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.