How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.