How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.