How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie