Pilot.
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A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because they all shot pilots.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
A pilot you racist!
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
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To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Got high.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag."
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
They've already told you.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Because he had terminal cancer.
They'll just tell you.
A comickaze
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Santa stops at three Ho's
A heroine addict.
One less drunk.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
A co-Bra!
Haaand eeeeeeyeeee
Clive, usually.
Tell him your plans.
Because Jesus saves.
An Awful-lot.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
