Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.