Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.