Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.