Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach