What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono