What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.