What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!