What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second