Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.