Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number