What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.