How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.