What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft