What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.