What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word