What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.