What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.