What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.