What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.