What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.