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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What country do I live?

Iran

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

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Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!