What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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He got lemonaids.

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A dirty double crosser.

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You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.