What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.