What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.