What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane