What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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