What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.