Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
When you look at crime statistics.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Cross your legs
A Showerkraut.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
The 4/10 cookie
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
He was having a midlife crisis
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
