How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!