How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.