No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
That sinking feeling...
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
None. They live in eternal darkness.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
A Brazilian.
None, because they can't change anything.
Put it in a square cup
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
well, the movie ended so
Family reunions.
With a noose.