What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.