What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!