Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...