How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.