How do you fix a monkey?

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

With a Monkey Wrench!