Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!