Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.