What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.