What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What meds are you on?

I want some.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.