How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.