What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!