Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty