What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!