What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.