What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.