What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things