What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.