What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.