What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.