Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor