Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.