What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.