What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.