What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.