How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.