What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.