Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.