Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.