He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
They keep getting lost at sea.
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Because there horns don't work
Because its white and it works.
Because omg they can't even.
Because his life is at stake.
I feel so enlightninged!
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Fission chips.
Because he was a physicist.
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
Pier Pressure