Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm