Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm