How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!