How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm