How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging