How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!