How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.