How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!