Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

School Jokes More School Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Schoolteacher Jokes More Schoolteacher Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.