Schoolteacher Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."