Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan