Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.