Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.